The Truth

It's the second week of classes, (although it feels like a month) and already I have learned several things:

1. Ball is life
2. Ants are the most destructive
    force in the known universe.
2. The Illuminauts are SO intense.
3. The Promethians enjoy crashing
    the server and ruining everything
    for everyone.
5. Your mouth = Troy
     Pancakes = Trojan horse
     Ants = the Greeks
4. Sometimes, no matter how hard you
    try, your best just isn't enough,
    so force yourself to be a mental badass
    and push through that shit like you're
    born for it.
5. Soak beans for as long as possible before
    Trying to cook them. If you don't, they take
    at least 2 days to become anything but
    cement pellets.
6. Don't eat sandwiches. Sandwiches are a waste
    of your time.
7. If 'Keech' means 'Us', then there is no way to
    stop 'Us' from peeing on everything.